Miss Lazar Is Bizarre! by Dan Gutman

Author:Dan Gutman
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: HarperCollins

While we were drawing our pictures, we started talking about Miss Lazar.

“Do you think Miss Lazar is a real superhero?” Ryan asked.

“Well, she did kill the ghost in the toilet,” Michael said. “So we know she has super powers.”

“She’s got a uniform with letters on it too,” I said. “Superheroes always wear cool uniforms.”

“They always have a secret place they go when they need to be alone,” said Ryan. “Miss Lazar has a secret room down in the basement.”

I didn’t think Andrea and her little nosy girlfriends were listening to us, but of course they were.

“You boys are silly dumbheads,” said Andrea. “Miss Lazar isn’t a superhero.”

“Yeah,” agreed Emily. “She’s just a custodian.”

Andrea thinks she knows everything. But I bet I know a whole lot more about superheroes than she does, because I have lots of superhero comic books at home. And I was sure that Miss Lazar was a superhero.

“Maybe Miss Lazar isn’t a custodian at all,” I said. “Did you ever think of that? Superheroes always have a secret identity. Like Superman is really Clark Kent, and Batman is really Bruce Wayne, and Spider-Man is really Peter Parker.

Maybe being a custodian is just Miss Lazar’s secret identity.”

“Yeah,” said Ryan. “And maybe Robbie doesn’t really have chicken pox, either. Maybe he’s locked in the secret room in Miss Lazar’s office. Stuff like that happens all the time, you know.”

“Maybe Robbie was the kid who put the crayons down the toilet,” I said. “Maybe he got caught. Miss Lazar told us she keeps the bad kids in the secret room.”

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